What's On - Morwell Hotel, Morwell, VIC 3840
  • Thu 17th March 2016
Rodney Rude - 1st SHOW SOLD OUT!!

Rodney Rude - 1st SHOW SOLD OUT!!

Stiff Pensioner

Rodney Rude caught syphilis in Melbourne some years back, but because he loves his fans so much, and to prove he bears no grudges, he is back in Melbourne for the comedy festival. Rude has sold over 3 million albums including a number one national hit with absolutely no radio airplay. Rodney Rude needs no introduction to Australian audiences, the success of his first album made Rodney Rude a household name, and his catch phrase, "You know what I hate?", has passed into Australian colloquial speech. It has been almost 6 years since Rude's last sell-out Melbourne tour and fans can expect great joyfulness from the man with the most recognizable laugh in show biz.

Join Rodney Rude on his "STIFF Pensioner" Tour at selected Venues.

Small sample of topics up for discussion: Revenge Porn, B.F.Cs, Bird Calls, You know what I hate, Freaks, a goat's ball sack, five prime ministers, Rude has red dye injected into balls to satisfy Bella the vampire from 'Twilight'.

www.rude.com.au // www.facebook.com/Official.Rodney.Rude // twitter.com/RodneyRude

THIS IS AN R18 SHOW. STRICTLY RESTRICTED TO ADULTS 18 YEARS AND OVER INCLUDES COARSE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES

Seating Mode: Theatre-style non-allocated seating. If you would like to sit together you must arrive together.

  • Fri 18th March 2016
Rodney Rude - 2nd Show

Rodney Rude - 2nd Show

Due to popular demand a 2nd Show has been released!!
Buy Tickets Online

Rodney Rude caught syphilis in Melbourne some years back, but because he loves his fans so much, and to prove he bears no grudges, he is back in Melbourne for the comedy festival. Rude has sold over 3 million albums including a number one national hit with absolutely no radio airplay. Rodney Rude needs no introduction to Australian audiences, the success of his first album made Rodney Rude a household name, and his catch phrase, "You know what I hate?", has passed into Australian colloquial speech. It has been almost 6 years since Rude's last sell-out Melbourne tour and fans can expect great joyfulness from the man with the most recognizable laugh in show biz.

Join Rodney Rude on his "STIFF Pensioner" Tour at selected Venues.

Small sample of topics up for discussion: Revenge Porn, B.F.Cs, Bird Calls, You know what I hate, Freaks, a goat's ball sack, five prime ministers, Rude has red dye injected into balls to satisfy Bella the vampire from 'Twilight'.

www.rude.com.au // www.facebook.com/Official.Rodney.Rude // twitter.com/RodneyRude

THIS IS AN R18 SHOW. STRICTLY RESTRICTED TO ADULTS 18 YEARS AND OVER INCLUDES COARSE LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES

Seating Mode: Theatre-style non-allocated seating. If you would like to sit together you must arrive together.

Knock Off Drinks

Knock Off Drinks

$3 VB pots available from 4-6pm Monday to Thursday.

  • Mondays from 6pm - 8pm
Monday

Monday "Beat The Bartender"

Roll 3 dice and try to beat the bartenders score!! Beat it and score yourself a $5 drink card!

Public Bar only.

  • 18+ Only - Photo ID required

Poker

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Poker, Top Pub

Tuesdays - Free NPPl poker!
Registration open from 6.30pm
great prizes to be won.

  • Tuesdays
Tuesday Kids Eat Free

Tuesday Kids Eat Free

Bring the whole family out for a delicious meal at the Morwell Hotel on Tuesdays because it's KIDS EAT FREE day!

For lunch and dinner, purchase a main mean and get a kid's meal free!

Conditions may apply. Not available with any other offer and may not be available on public holidays. Please ask a staff member for details.

  • 8pm Wednesdays
Wednesday Trivia Night

Wednesday Trivia Night

Come and enjoy our trivia evening.

Everyone is welcome.

  • Wednesday nights
Wednesdays Pool Competition

Wednesdays Pool Competition

Join us on Wednesdays in our Pool competition.

Registrations from 7pm.

Cash, prizes and drinks. Don't miss out!

Conditions apply

  • Thursdays 7pm - 10pm
Thirsty Thursdee's

Thirsty Thursdee's

At The Top Pub

Thursday nights are Thirsty Thursdee here at the Top Pub. Between 7pm and 10pm we've got awesome drink specials including $5 Basics and $3 VB Pots.

We've also got FREE pool and jukebox!

  • 18+ Only - Photo ID required
  • 7pm - 10pm
  • Fridays 5.30pm-7.15pm
Joker Poker

Joker Poker

Every Friday night in the Sportsbar from 4pm.

Tickets every Friday from 3.30pm to 7pm.

  • Fridays from 8pm
Karaoke Fridays

Karaoke Fridays

Join us for karaoke held every Friday night in our public bar!

  • Saturday Nights
Saturday Trivia Nights

Saturday Trivia Nights

Community Trivia in the Sportsbar on Saturday nights... raise money for your sporting club , kinder or school, etc.

Contact us to book a night.

Sports Bar Budget Buster Meals

Sports Bar Budget Buster Meals

Looking for a quick and quality meal? Try something from our delicious Sports Bar menu.

Available for a limited time & while stocks last.

Not available with any other offer. Further conditions may apply.

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Club 4 Kids - Food and Fun

Club 4 Kids - Food and Fun

Click Here To Join Now

Club 4 Kids recognises that eating out can be a very special occasion for the younger family members - an opportunity to try new food and have fun in a family-friendly environment.

As an added bonus, Club 4 Kids members are treated to:

  • a free gift with every Kids meal purchased
  • the chance to enter the monthly in-venue prize draws
  • plus special birthday treats and exclusive news & offers as emailed from time-to-time

Join online today or complete an application form next time you’re in venue.

Membership only available to kids under 12 years of age with parental/guardian consent. Membership card must be presented to staff when purchasing a Kids Meal. Not available with ‘Kids Eat Free’ offers. Entry to monthly prize-draw is available once 5 Kids Meals have been purchased.

$10 Cocktails

$10 Cocktails

Come in and enjoy our $10 Cocktails. We have plenty of great options to choose from.

  • Berrylicious
  • Blackrussian
  • Dirty Harry
  • Forrest Delight
  • Pink Tickler
  • Fruit Tingle
  • Jelly Bean
  • French Sunrise
  • Lifes Berry Peachy
  • Kryptonite
  • Sour Grapes

Conditions apply. See staff for details.

Clipp the Bar Tab App is Now Here

Click Here To Download The App

Clipp the Bar Tab App allows you to pay for food and drinks directly from your smartphone.

Simply download the app and connect a credit card to your account.

Set your tab limit and flash your phone when placing your order.

View all your purchases in real time and when you're ready to leave, simply close the tab from your phone.

Come and give it a go!

See staff for details and conditions.

Free Pub WiFi

Free Pub WiFi

Whilst enjoying your stay with us, why not make use of our Free Pub WIFI?

From the comfort of your room and throughout the venue, read and send email, check in to Facebook or browse the web.

Terms and conditions apply. Please ask a staff member for details.

$5 SCHOONER MATCH-UP

$5 SCHOONER MATCH-UP

Continue the banter at your local with VB & Boags at $5 only a schooner.

Enjoy responsibly.

Kids Parties

Kids Parties

When it’s time to party, look no further than our special kids birthday packages.

Party packages include a host, food, drinks, balloons and party-hats. Every birthday child receives a free gift and all guests take-home their own party-box.

And of course, catering for parents is always available!

Contact us to organise your party today!

  • Ends Sun 28th February
Every Day Drink Specials At The Bar

Every Day Drink Specials At The Bar

Great drink specials currently available across the bar.

  • Carlton Draught - $8.00 (570ml pint)
  • Bulmers Original Cider - $8.00 (570ml pint)
  • Mishka Vodka - $7.50 (275ml bottle)
  • Sol Mexican Beer - $6.00 (330ml bottle), $22.00 (bucket of 4)
  • Jack Daniels - $7.50 (30ml nip & mix)

Conditions may apply. Enjoy responsibly.

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MONTY’S REWARDS

MONTY’S REWARDS

Monty’s Rewards provides members with a range of benefits including membership points, food and beverage discounts, bonus games, prize draws and birthday offers.

Make your visit count with Monty’s Rewards.

For more information visit montysrewards.com.au or see a staff member today.