What's On - Morwell Hotel, Morwell, VIC 3840
  • Sat 28th November 2015
Over 28s

Over 28s

Don't miss our Over 28s night with Dj Steve playing all your favourite hits from the 80s!

  • Sat 5th December 2015
Pop Up Christmas Market

Pop Up Christmas Market

Don't miss the fun of our Pop Up Christmas Market with party plan, craft and home made items. We have a jumping castle for the kids and great value meals including:

  • $5 Breakfast from 9am
  • $9.95 Lunch from 11.30am

$1 from every meal sold on the day is donated to the CFA Merton Group.

For stall holder enquiries phone Kaycee on 5134 1355. Conditions may apply.

  • Wed 9th December 2015
Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show

Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show

Featuring Franky, Kev the Kiwi, Vanessa, Abdul, Jimmy The Junkie & Reg The Monga plus Special Mystery Guests
Buy Tickets Online

Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show...It's Fully Sik Straya!!!

You've seen the movie, now see the Fat Pizza & Housos go toe to toe live on stage just in time for Christmas!!

You be the judge... you decide who is the funnier and most staunch!

It's the ultimate clash of the TV comedy titans!

Bigger than Ben Hur and better than finding 20 bucks in your jeans at the end of dole week!

See the guys do what they do best.......Drink, party, thong people and get totally sick!!!!

Crack out your designer Uggies and let the crusty characters you know so well entertain you.

The Press say... "Unapologetically crass, politically incorrect but funny satire of life" - Today Tonight

"Anyone in need of a good (totally un-PC) laugh should get on down and hang out with the Housos!" - Herald Sun

*Warning: May Contain Images of Nuts.
Contains 25% more laughs than any other show!
This show contains offensive language, nudity and a lot of butt cracking laughter....

Pack ya jocks tight and get ready for a wild night with the Fat Pizza & Housos crew.

  • Thu 10th December 2015
Christmas Morning Melodies

Christmas Morning Melodies

Featuring The Buskers Club

Come and enjoy our Christmas Morning Melodies featuring The Buskers Club. Book your seat and enjoy a delicious three course seniors meal and show for just $15. Plus everyone receives a small Christmas gift!

Conditions apply. Bookings essential. See staff for details.

  • $5 Show only
    $15 Three course seniors meal & show
    $9.95 lunch menu available
  • 10.30am
  • Fri 11th December 2015
Christmas Karaoke Party

Christmas Karaoke Party

Come and celebrate the festive season in style! Dress up and have the chance to win a $50 Venue Voucher! There is plenty of fun and prizes to be had at our Christmas Karaoke Party with prizes of $100 and $50 cash. Plus enjoy great drink specials:

  • $3 VB pots
  • $5 Mishkas
  • $5 Basic spirits

Don't miss the fun!

Conditions apply. See staff for details.

  • Sun 13th December 2015
Family Christmas Party

Family Christmas Party

Bring the kids and share in the family fun at our Family Christmas Party! We have pleny of fun planned with:

  • Kids entertainment
  • Santa arrives at 2pm
  • All kids receive a gift from Santa
  • Don't miss out! Bookings are essential.

    Conditions apply. Bookings are essential. See staff for details.

    • Fri 25th December 2015
    Book Now For Christmas Day Buffet Lunch

    Book Now For Christmas Day Buffet Lunch

    Click Here To Book Now

    Celebrate Christmas Day the right way!

    Don’t worry about the stress of cooking Christmas lunch for the whole family. We will be serving up a delectable buffet luncheon for everyone to enjoy.

    So come down and let us prepare you a mouth-watering Christmas fare.

    Complimentary bottle of sparkling or house wine with bookings of 10 or more.

    Not available with any other offer. Please see staff for details.

    • Thu 17th March 2016
    Rodney Rude

    Rodney Rude

    Stiff Pensioner
    Buy Tickets Online

    Rodney Rude caught syphilis in Melbourne some years back, but because he loves his fans so much, and to prove he bears no grudges, he is back in Melbourne for the comedy festival. Rude has sold over 3 million albums including a number one national hit with absolutely no radio airplay. Rodney Rude needs no introduction to Australian audiences, the success of his first album made Rodney Rude a household name, and his catch phrase, "You know what I hate?", has passed into Australian colloquial speech. It has been almost 6 years since Rude's last sell-out Melbourne tour and fans can expect great joyfulness from the man with the most recognizable laugh in show biz.

    Join Rodney Rude on his "STIFF Pensioner" Tour at selected Venues.

    Small sample of topics up for discussion: Revenge Porn, B.F.Cs, Bird Calls, You know what I hate, Freaks, a goat's ball sack, five prime ministers, Rude has red dye injected into balls to satisfy Bella the vampire from 'Twilight'.

    www.rude.com.au // www.facebook.com/Official.Rodney.Rude // twitter.com/RodneyRude


    Seating Mode: Theatre-style non-allocated seating. If you would like to sit together you must arrive together.

    Knock Off Drinks

    Knock Off Drinks

    $3 VB pots available from 4-6pm Monday to Thursday.

    • Mondays from 6pm - 8pm

    Monday "Beat The Bartender"

    Roll 3 dice and try to beat the bartenders score!! Beat it and score yourself a $5 drink card!

    Public Bar only.

    • 18+ Only - Photo ID required


    Click here for details of upcoming events

    Poker, Top Pub

    Tuesdays - Free NPPl poker!
    Registration open from 6.30pm
    great prizes to be won.

    • Tuesdays
    Tuesday Kids Eat Free

    Tuesday Kids Eat Free

    Bring the whole family out for a delicious meal at the Morwell Hotel on Tuesdays because it's KIDS EAT FREE day!

    For lunch and dinner, purchase a main mean and get a kid's meal free!

    Conditions may apply. Not available with any other offer and may not be available on public holidays. Please ask a staff member for details.

    • 8pm Wednesdays
    Wednesday Trivia Night

    Wednesday Trivia Night

    Come and enjoy our trivia evening.

    Everyone is welcome.

    • Wednesday nights
    Wednesdays Pool Competition

    Wednesdays Pool Competition

    Join us on Wednesdays in our Pool competition.

    Registrations from 7pm.

    Cash, prizes and drinks. Don't miss out!

    Conditions apply

    • Thursdays 7pm - 10pm
    Thirsty Thursdee's

    Thirsty Thursdee's

    At The Top Pub

    Thursday nights are Thirsty Thursdee here at the Top Pub. Between 7pm and 10pm we've got awesome drink specials including $5 Basics and $3 VB Pots.

    We've also got FREE pool and jukebox!

    • 18+ Only - Photo ID required
    • 7pm - 10pm
    • Fridays 5.30pm-7.15pm
    Joker Poker

    Joker Poker

    Every Friday night in the Sportsbar from 4pm.

    Tickets every Friday from 3.30pm to 7pm.

    • Fridays from 8pm
    Karaoke Fridays

    Karaoke Fridays

    Join us for karaoke held every Friday night in our public bar!

    • Saturday Nights
    Saturday Trivia Nights

    Saturday Trivia Nights

    Community Trivia in the Sportsbar on Saturday nights... raise money for your sporting club , kinder or school, etc.

    Contact us to book a night.

    • 3rd Tuesday of the month
    Club 4 Kids Calendar

    Club 4 Kids Calendar

    3rd Tuesday of every month, fun activities , free face painting, best dressed competitions, craft table .. and Kids eat Free.

    • All Ages Event - Conditions may apply
    Sports Bar Budget Buster Meals

    Sports Bar Budget Buster Meals

    Looking for a quick and quality meal? Try something from our delicious Sports Bar menu.

    Available for a limited time & while stocks last.

    Not available with any other offer. Further conditions may apply.

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    Club 4 Kids - Food and Fun

    Club 4 Kids - Food and Fun

    Click Here To Join Now

    Club 4 Kids recognises that eating out can be a very special occasion for the younger family members - an opportunity to try new food and have fun in a family-friendly environment.

    As an added bonus, Club 4 Kids members are treated to:

    • a free gift with every Kids meal purchased
    • the chance to enter the monthly in-venue prize draws
    • plus special birthday treats and exclusive news & offers as emailed from time-to-time

    Join online today or complete an application form next time you’re in venue.

    Membership only available to kids under 12 years of age with parental/guardian consent. Membership card must be presented to staff when purchasing a Kids Meal. Not available with ‘Kids Eat Free’ offers. Entry to monthly prize-draw is available once 5 Kids Meals have been purchased.

    $10 Cocktails

    $10 Cocktails

    Come in and enjoy our $10 Cocktails. We have plenty of great options to choose from.

    • Berrylicious
    • Blackrussian
    • Dirty Harry
    • Forrest Delight
    • Pink Tickler
    • Fruit Tingle
    • Jelly Bean
    • French Sunrise
    • Lifes Berry Peachy
    • Kryptonite
    • Sour Grapes

    Conditions apply. See staff for details.

    Clipp the Bar Tab App is Now Here

    Click Here To Download The App

    Clipp the Bar Tab App allows you to pay for food and drinks directly from your smartphone.

    Simply download the app and connect a credit card to your account.

    Set your tab limit and flash your phone when placing your order.

    View all your purchases in real time and when you're ready to leave, simply close the tab from your phone.

    Come and give it a go!

    See staff for details and conditions.

    Free Pub WiFi

    Free Pub WiFi

    Whilst enjoying your stay with us, why not make use of our Free Pub WIFI?

    From the comfort of your room and throughout the venue, read and send email, check in to Facebook or browse the web.

    Terms and conditions apply. Please ask a staff member for details.



    Continue the banter at your local with VB & Boags at $5 only a schooner.

    Enjoy responsibly.

    Kids Parties

    Kids Parties

    When it’s time to party, look no further than our special kids birthday packages.

    Party packages include a host, food, drinks, balloons and party-hats. Every birthday child receives a free gift and all guests take-home their own party-box.

    And of course, catering for parents is always available!

    Contact us to organise your party today!

    • Ends Sun 6th December
    Every Day Drink Specials At The Bar

    Every Day Drink Specials At The Bar

    Great drink specials currently available across the bar:

    • Boag's Draught - $6.70 (570ml pint)
    • James Boag's Premium Lager - $7.00 (375ml bottle)
    • Rekorderlig Dry Apple Cider - $7.00 (330ml bottle)
    • Johnnie Walker Red & Cola - $9.50 (345ml bottle)
    • Johnnie Walker Black - $8.00 (30ml nip & mix)

    Conditions may apply. Enjoy responsibly.

    • Join Today


    Monty’s Rewards provides members with a range of benefits including membership points, food and beverage discounts, bonus games, prize draws and birthday offers.

    Make your visit count with Monty’s Rewards.

    For more information visit montysrewards.com.au or see a staff member today.